George Carlin

This collection of George Carlin quotes was created on 14 July 02014 and it was initialized with eight quotes. Carlin was born on 12 May 01937 and he died on 22 June 02008. The Wikipedia described Carlin as "American comedian, writer, social critic, and actor."

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel
like an American or part of the American experience.

-- George Carlin (01937-02008){ American comedian, actor, and author; more...} [America]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian/actor/author; more...} [life]

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian, actor, and author; more... } [marriage]

Not only do I not know what's going on, I
wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian/actor/author; more...} [knowledge]

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-- George Carlin (01937-02008) { American comedian, actor, and author; more... } [peace]

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them.
That is why you pay him/her.

-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian, actor, and author; more...} [forever young]

"No comment" is a comment.
-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian, actor, and author; more...} [life]

Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"
in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"
in independence, individuality and integrity.'

-- George Carlin (01937-02008) {American comedian, actor, and author; more...} [life]


Creator: Gerald Thurman [gthurman@gmail.com]
Created: 14 July 2014
Last Modified: Monday, 14-Jul-2014 07:47:11 MST